"A broccoli poodle*?" everyone said. "Why, naturally."
By Saxton Freymann.
*A tiny and therefore terrifying specimen. I was bitten by a small poodle as an infant. I still have the scar - on my face (I was probably winding it up, i'll admit) But I used to romp with a quite charming large untopiarised apricot beast as a kid.